I was done saving his life from the giant chlorine cocktail.
I was done saving his life from the giant chlorine cocktail.
Tell that story to a room full of people, get sympathetic stares.
Watcha watching, Dad? TV? Well, now you’re watching the Lucas Show!
The little annoyances are often balanced out by his sweet reactions.
It buys me something too. Peace of mind.
Dude. You literally just ate a box of chicken nuggets
This year, the Elf was going to eat another elf.
Fruit salad. Yummy, yummy.
Within minutes… I’m out cold.
Samurai Baby holds the sponges…for now.
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