Dude. You literally just ate a box of chicken nuggets

Dude. You literally just ate a box of chicken nuggets
This year, the Elf was going to eat another elf.
Fruit salad. Yummy, yummy.
Within minutes… I’m out cold.
Samurai Baby holds the sponges…for now.
The second I say, “My kid isn’t a runner,” is the second he runs into the Atlantic Ocean.
My kid is financially crushing it.
From sushi to Skittles, my kid loves it all.
Under-promise and overdeliver.
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