I’ll sing his praises until the end of time.

I’ll sing his praises until the end of time.
If you love your child, none of it matters anyway.
Dude. You literally just ate a box of chicken nuggets
This year, the Elf was going to eat another elf.
Enthusiasm not included.
It breaks my heart to remember it this way, but it’s true.
Hal Linden alive? I’m going to Google it.
He had about ten different first words all at once.
Caviar? Grey Poupon? Check and check.
You read that right. He laid down on their baby.
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