You don’t know what’s missing because you don’t even realize a piece should be there.
Hell hath no fury like an escaped Daddy Longlegs.
This wasn’t a debate or disagreement. This was performance art.
Whatever your situation is, no matter how universal it might feel, know that it’s different for almost everyone.
It was one of the best and most timely things I ever gave her.
You’ll have to forgive me if all of this is still a bit raw.
Sometimes those golden sentiments of happy-happy joy-joy work in the opposite direction.
I know we’re not supposed to mention those things. It makes us uncomfortable, but we’re all adults here.
There are so many pops and cracks, you’d think I was a walking pile of rap music record albums.
“Who has seen me today? Did I talk to people like this? What is wrong with my face? Am I freakin’ melting?!”