“Just pulled up. Hurry. Lucas has no shoes on.”

This is the type of child we all want to say we raised.

Show even the most vulnerable the respect you would want yourself.

It’s all fine as long as you have love in your family.

Three days and this kid’s like the friggin’ Dukes of Hazzard over here.

Yeah. I don’t have a baby anymore.

We’re not at that point yet, yet that’s kind of the point.

To my little Sampson, one snip of his noggin was an act of war.