The only trigger warning we got was “remember to take the safety off first.”

The only trigger warning we got was “remember to take the safety off first.”
Why do I have to physically stop myself from bringing in a plate of pizza bagels and taking a seat in the circle?
The days of smoking in the mall, downing an Orange Julius, and watching Dr. Huxtable examine women in his basement have all come to an end.
The dates from our lives looked like quotes from science fiction novels dating back centuries.