I never dreamed he’d play such a pivotal role in my home, but here he is.
They’re my song inspirations and my entire captive studio audience.
What alternate universe is Sesame Street on that monsters never age or retain knowledge, yet humans do both?
This wasn’t home and no other parents were doing it. That’s what makes it “embarrassing.”
You never realize how much of your life isn’t kid friendly until you find yourself tasked with being friendly to kids.
A passing moment can turn the most normal of us into a weirdo memory for a kid that will last a lifetime
Suddenly all the corny nonsense you were forced to do for the sake of family unity has become a source of humiliation again.
I started to piece the puzzle together and that’s when I learned that, as a dad, I was given pretty much free reign to be as dorky as I wanted.