Tag: dad jokes

Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

The purée literally jumped four feet in the air and came splashing down on his head.

One tiny giggle kept these three alive for over a decade and counting.

The kids are tired, the air is cold, and we’re way too far away from our starting point.

I never dreamed he’d play such a pivotal role in my home, but here he is.

They’re my song inspirations and my entire captive studio audience.

What alternate universe is Sesame Street on that monsters never age or retain knowledge, yet humans do both?

This wasn’t home and no other parents were doing it. That’s what makes it “embarrassing.”

You never realize how much of your life isn’t kid friendly until you find yourself tasked with being friendly to kids.

A passing moment can turn the most normal of us into a weirdo memory for a kid that will last a lifetime

Suddenly all the corny nonsense you were forced to do for the sake of family unity has become a source of humiliation again.