Being Dad is the greatest, scariest, happiest, lifetime of dread I could have ever signed up for.
The purée literally jumped four feet in the air and came splashing down on his head.
The best way I can describe days like this is that my hair hurts.
One tiny giggle kept these three alive for over a decade and counting.
Life lessons that served me no good will serve them no good. It’s my duty, as their father, to see that.
It’s the parental curse of eternal-youth vision
Go ahead. Get your kids. I’ll wait.
We’re not incredibly smart. We’re moderately old.
Time moves on whether we like it or not.
My life sometimes feels like a rollercoaster. I rise to peaks and fall to valleys.