The kids are tired, the air is cold, and we’re way too far away from our starting point.
I'm James Guttman, father of two children. One non-verbal with autism and one non stop verbal with attitude. New Posts: Every Monday and Wednesday
Tag: fun
Small Talk About Small Talk
Let’s talk about the grass and the price of chicken and whether I saw the game yesterday. Or not. I’m good either way.
I Lose So Much Stuff
I guess the house ate them.
How To Talk To An Adult (If You Really Have To)
I don’t like that Justin Bieber.
Get This Candy Out Of My House
My pockets overflow with Hershey wrappers. They tumble out along the floor like product placement in a Hansel and Gretel movie.
Fun Ways I Annoy My Family
They know to never listen if I ask them to smell their food or accept a Hurtz Donut.
We All Agree On Bubbles
He wasn’t doing it for us. He was doing it for himself.
My Kid Won’t Stop Making Slime
Slime-making is basically when you spend $30 on supplies to make a handful of sticky goo that you could buy for 50 cents in the vending machines as you leave the supermarket.
My Kid Loves This Awful Snow
I knew she had her hooks deep into this snow day and wanted nothing more than to jump into the yard like a drunk elf on a trampoline.
…As Much As They Need Me
Some of my lowest points from the past few years are softened by their links to some great memories with my children.
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