The kids are tired, the air is cold, and we’re way too far away from our starting point.
Small Talk About Small Talk
Let’s talk about the grass and the price of chicken and whether I saw the game yesterday. Or not. I’m good either way.
I Lose So Much Stuff
I guess the house ate them.
How To Talk To An Adult (If You Really Have To)
I don’t like that Justin Bieber.
Get This Candy Out Of My House
My pockets overflow with Hershey wrappers. They tumble out along the floor like product placement in a Hansel and Gretel movie.
Fun Ways I Annoy My Family
They know to never listen if I ask them to smell their food or accept a Hurtz Donut.
We All Agree On Bubbles
He wasn’t doing it for us. He was doing it for himself.
My Kid Won’t Stop Making Slime
Slime-making is basically when you spend $30 on supplies to make a handful of sticky goo that you could buy for 50 cents in the vending machines as you leave the supermarket.
My Kid Loves This Awful Snow
I knew she had her hooks deep into this snow day and wanted nothing more than to jump into the yard like a drunk elf on a trampoline.
…As Much As They Need Me
Some of my lowest points from the past few years are softened by their links to some great memories with my children.
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