Tag: kids today

My Vsco Daughter’s Hydroflask Sksksk

Don’t tell me what cool is. I know what cool is.

It’s my edible nemesis and my new daily nightmare. Welcome to fatherhood, pops.

Fireworks don’t go off for great parental achievements. There are no major awards to be handed out.

I don’t even know how we escaped. I’m surprised we’re not still playing that game today.

His eyes turn red, you lean in to check him, and he sneezes in your face.

The best part of Ball-O is the story of how we got him…

It’s like living in an Adam Sandler movie.

Although rarely talked about, it’s one of the strangest parts of parenting.

This is the exact format of nearly every call. It must be in a handbook.