The only trigger warning we got was “remember to take the safety off first.”
I'm James Guttman, father of two children. One non-verbal with autism and one non stop verbal with attitude. New Posts: Every Monday and Wednesday
Archibald, Reginald, And Captain Crazy Pants
One tiny giggle kept these three alive for over a decade and counting.
I Still See Babies
It’s the parental curse of eternal-youth vision
Brutally Honest Advice For The Next Generation
Go ahead. Get your kids. I’ll wait.
Don’t Tell The Kids That We’re All Faking It
We’re not incredibly smart. We’re moderately old.
These Are The Good Old Days
Time moves on whether we like it or not.
Oh, Snap! Remember Nostalgia?
The days of smoking in the mall, downing an Orange Julius, and watching Dr. Huxtable examine women in his basement have all come to an end.
When Toddlers Ruled My House
I don’t even know how we escaped. I’m surprised we’re not still playing that game today.
She’s Not My Tiny Baby Anymore
I pictured her handing me paper stacks of glue and popsicle sticks until she was in her 50s.
The Madness and Mayhem Of The Little Ladies Dance
Glitter, rainbows, and the pure, unadulterated chaos of a Scandinavian Death Metal mosh pit.