There are so many pops and cracks, you’d think I was a walking pile of rap music record albums.
These reminders aren’t just for people with children.
That’s when being really cool became something I talk about in the past tense.
Slime-making is basically when you spend $30 on supplies to make a handful of sticky goo that you could buy for 50 cents in the vending machines as you leave the supermarket.
A passing moment can turn the most normal of us into a weirdo memory for a kid that will last a lifetime
All the “Just For Men” hair dye commercials and black birthday balloons with tombstones on them can’t shake me.