The only trigger warning we got was “remember to take the safety off first.”

The only trigger warning we got was “remember to take the safety off first.”
There are so many pops and cracks, you’d think I was a walking pile of rap music record albums.
These reminders aren’t just for people with children.
That’s when being really cool became something I talk about in the past tense.
Slime-making is basically when you spend $30 on supplies to make a handful of sticky goo that you could buy for 50 cents in the vending machines as you leave the supermarket.
A passing moment can turn the most normal of us into a weirdo memory for a kid that will last a lifetime
All the “Just For Men” hair dye commercials and black birthday balloons with tombstones on them can’t shake me.