We all rushed to get here. When we did, it was electric bills and frozen waffles.
Tag: parent
Get This Candy Out Of My House
My pockets overflow with Hershey wrappers. They tumble out along the floor like product placement in a Hansel and Gretel movie.
She’s Not My Tiny Baby Anymore
I pictured her handing me paper stacks of glue and popsicle sticks until she was in her 50s.
Dad Jokes: My Groan Up Humor
You never realize how much of your life isn’t kid friendly until you find yourself tasked with being friendly to kids.
