I would be very confused by love of all of this, if only it wasn’t for one thing.

I would be very confused by love of all of this, if only it wasn’t for one thing.
He’s both the easiest kid to shop for and the hardest kid to shop for.
Slime-making is basically when you spend $30 on supplies to make a handful of sticky goo that you could buy for 50 cents in the vending machines as you leave the supermarket.