Tag: wholesome humor

The Secret To Getting Their Halloween Candy

The kids are tired, the air is cold, and we’re way too far away from our starting point.

Without them, I would wallow in my own mind during times when my own mind is the most dangerous place to wallow in.

Your kid is watching. You can’t scream. You can’t yell. You can’t say all the bad things you’re dying to say.

I never know what fatherhood surprises are lurking around the corner.

I never dreamed he’d play such a pivotal role in my home, but here he is.

They’re my song inspirations and my entire captive studio audience.

Don’t do what I do. I won’t do what you do. We do what’s right for our families.

I know that every cent spent is a minute earned burned, but she doesn’t.

Why do I have to physically stop myself from bringing in a plate of pizza bagels and taking a seat in the circle?

Sometimes within minutes of posting, I turn around and do the exact opposite thing in my own life. Yeah. Exact opposite. Hi Blog. I’m Hypocrite.