They eat cereal from between couch cushions, “miss” the potty, and put peanut butter in their pockets to save for later.
Category: humor
Watch Daddy’s Epic Fail
I’ve lifted up heavy objects, taught her to ride a bike, and won more crane games than I can count. Most times I come through in the clutch when I know her eyes are watching.
Long Term Plan Of An Embarrassing Dad
I’m starting to become the lame one in our dynamic. I know it. I’m not completely there yet, but give it time.
Click, Click, Boom
If you can’t be at peace, at least be a story.
I Seriously Over Analyze Sesame Street
What alternate universe is Sesame Street on that monsters never age or retain knowledge, yet humans do both?
Funny Stories From An Awful Job
This isn’t Rocket Scientry.
When Toddlers Ruled My House
I don’t even know how we escaped. I’m surprised we’re not still playing that game today.
My Ten Year Old Says I’m A “Noob”
In this context, I barely even know what “noob” means.
Why I Understand My Kid’s Slime Obsession
I would be very confused by love of all of this, if only it wasn’t for one thing.
I Don’t Know Why He Does That
Just because I don’t know why he reacts a certain way to something, that doesn’t mean I can’t support him during it.

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