How To Talk To An Adult (If You Really Have To)

I don’t like that Justin Bieber.

Because They’re Mine

Autism doesn’t make my son the best boy in the world. The fact that he’s mine makes him the best boy in the world.

For a kid, those insults are worse than mean, they’re true.

When it comes to meetings like this, it’s about helping my child. I’m here for him.

Honestly, kids aren’t the ones who need to pen letters to Santa Claus anyway.

It was the day that she nearly made me laugh so hard that coffee came out of my nose

I don’t want to live my life angry and, just because I have kids, it doesn’t mean I have to.

The turkey is gobbled and the pumpkins are mulch. You’re allowed to decorate. It’s OK now.

Yeah. He’s not gonna look. You can just take it.

We all rushed to get here. When we did, it was electric bills and frozen waffles.