As I frantically tried to put his clothes back on, I repeated “No, no, no,” and “we don’t take our clothes off”.
I'm James Guttman, father of two children. One non-verbal with autism and one non stop verbal with attitude. New Posts: Every Monday and Wednesday
Tag: comedy
Suddenly I Was A Suburban Dad
People assume we are born this way. Our Dadness starts on day one.
Making School Lunches, Making Me Crazy
It’s my edible nemesis and my new daily nightmare. Welcome to fatherhood, pops.
Small Talk About Small Talk
Let’s talk about the grass and the price of chicken and whether I saw the game yesterday. Or not. I’m good either way.
Parenting Can Get Pretty Gross
They eat cereal from between couch cushions, “miss” the potty, and put peanut butter in their pockets to save for later.
Watch Daddy’s Epic Fail
I’ve lifted up heavy objects, taught her to ride a bike, and won more crane games than I can count. Most times I come through in the clutch when I know her eyes are watching.
When Toddlers Ruled My House
I don’t even know how we escaped. I’m surprised we’re not still playing that game today.
My Ten Year Old Says I’m A “Noob”
In this context, I barely even know what “noob” means.
Both Kids. Home Sick.
His eyes turn red, you lean in to check him, and he sneezes in your face.
My Head Is Pounding
The best I can do is come storming back down the hallway mumbling about, “Freakin’ socks and this house.”
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