The days of smoking in the mall, downing an Orange Julius, and watching Dr. Huxtable examine women in his basement have all come to an end.

The days of smoking in the mall, downing an Orange Julius, and watching Dr. Huxtable examine women in his basement have all come to an end.
Even if I convince them of the truth today, they’ll just believe another lie tomorrow.
I may have enlightenment, but that’s a very different thing than having control.
Don’t tell me what cool is. I know what cool is.
OK. Great. Now I have to fight this guy and the ice cream is going to melt.
The days of secret parent book-readers, class cupcake parties, and one teacher to remember for the year are over. She will never have them again. That chapter closed at the start of the summer.
Zen’s great. But sometimes it’s OK to be like, “What the…?!”
The world outside may be cruel, but behind our front door, there’s no fear, judgment, or shame. There’s unconditional love.
It’s good to give your kids positive reinforcement, but also to remind them that the entire world isn’t standing in awe of them
I’ve lifted up heavy objects, taught her to ride a bike, and won more crane games than I can count. Most times I come through in the clutch when I know her eyes are watching.
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