Let’s talk about the grass and the price of chicken and whether I saw the game yesterday. Or not. I’m good either way.

Let’s talk about the grass and the price of chicken and whether I saw the game yesterday. Or not. I’m good either way.
I watch though the lens of my camera and the lens of my fatherhood and can’t believe what I am seeing.
The best I can do is come storming back down the hallway mumbling about, “Freakin’ socks and this house.”
I don’t like that Justin Bieber.
One day, maybe he’ll be able to tell me, “Yo. Put me down.”
We just literally moved yesterday. Half the things in this room are still covered in cellophane.
These reminders aren’t just for people with children.
That’s when being really cool became something I talk about in the past tense.
I almost crumbled into a heap on the floor. Within ten seconds, I was on my computer and Robloxing like a mad man.
Slime-making is basically when you spend $30 on supplies to make a handful of sticky goo that you could buy for 50 cents in the vending machines as you leave the supermarket.
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