Tag: growing older

Times My Gross Kids Sneezed On People

The only thing you can really say is “bless you”.

I don’t want my kids to have “daddy issues” one day.

It had little do with the content of the tale. It was all about the delivery.

Free time is coming…but you’re definitely going to earn it.

It’s not about money or the jobs themselves. It’s about teaching life skills.

Most kids sleep like little animals. That’s why we put them in barred-up cages until they’re two.

“I get it. You’re upset because you have the hot dad.”

They expect the delicate laptop sent back in that Pandora’s Box of a backpack every morning

Bingo. I had unexpectedly saved $22 while becoming the best dad in Target..

Being sweet to your child is easy when they look like an Anne Geddes painting minus the fruit.