Tag: humor

No One Thanks You For Parenting (And Probably Never Will)

No one thanks you for the lights being on. They just blame you when they’re not.

I do it for the world and I do it for them. Messing these kids up just isn’t an option.

I remember being excited about my new Freazy Freakies. What type of frozen tundra did I live in?

The words rocked me to my core, right there in the middle of the home section of Target.

I’ve never had a relationship as special as the unique ones I have with each of them.

It’s a path I never expected to travel, but am glad I had the courage to walk it.

Being Dad is the greatest, scariest, happiest, lifetime of dread I could have ever signed up for.

The purée literally jumped four feet in the air and came splashing down on his head.

The best way I can describe days like this is that my hair hurts.

One tiny giggle kept these three alive for over a decade and counting.