I’ve lifted up heavy objects, taught her to ride a bike, and won more crane games than I can count. Most times I come through in the clutch when I know her eyes are watching.
Tag: life
My Head Is Pounding
The best I can do is come storming back down the hallway mumbling about, “Freakin’ socks and this house.”
How To Talk To An Adult (If You Really Have To)
I don’t like that Justin Bieber.
My Letter To Santa
Honestly, kids aren’t the ones who need to pen letters to Santa Claus anyway.
How To Know You’re An Adult
We all rushed to get here. When we did, it was electric bills and frozen waffles.
The Ballad of Ball-O
The best part of Ball-O is the story of how we got him…
Before My Morning Coffee
I pictured Ashton Kutcher running into her room and yelling, “We got you, Daddy! Ha! Your friend, God, set you up!”
Survivor’s Guilt
Cherish the time you have on Earth…or don’t. Whatever. Either way, your time here is limited.
I Wasn’t Ready
A voice in my head whispered, “Why did you do that? What do you know about babies?”
Fun Ways I Annoy My Family
They know to never listen if I ask them to smell their food or accept a Hurtz Donut.

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