I want her to believe that she's the best artist on Earth. Why? Because she is.
I forced myself to ride the exercise bike for at least 30 minutes and did a series of weights afterwards. With each rep, I seethed with anger.
They are stream of consciousness words. Most times, I don't even know what they are going to be until I say them.
All the "Just For Men" hair dye commercials and black birthday balloons with tombstones on them can't shake me.
I'm not saying that I dress them up in little outfits and take them for walks; but if you're the type of person who does that, I'm saying I can understand.
So many people like to preach about the importance of fathers in a family unit but then look down on them when they arrive pushing a stroller.
Enlightened as I was, there was nowhere further to go. I had been a horrible person, needed to repent, and that was the end of the story.
You keep waiting for an adultier adult to run in and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, this person is a liar!"