We all rushed to get here. When we did, it was electric bills and frozen waffles.
She’s Not My Tiny Baby Anymore
I pictured her handing me paper stacks of glue and popsicle sticks until she was in her 50s.
I Forget How Big He Is
One day, maybe he’ll be able to tell me, “Yo. Put me down.”
Before My Morning Coffee
I pictured Ashton Kutcher running into her room and yelling, “We got you, Daddy! Ha! Your friend, God, set you up!”
I Wasn’t Ready
A voice in my head whispered, “Why did you do that? What do you know about babies?”
Doubters Don’t Define You
No one has to validate your happiness. You just have to feel it.
The Angry Young Man
We were angry over-reactors literally headbutting the walls at the bar. Every glance from a stranger was a reason to defend your honor.
Signs That You’ve Grown Up
These reminders aren’t just for people with children.
There’s More To The Story
The problem was that I was seeing my life as a movie.
I Used To Be Pretty Cool
That’s when being really cool became something I talk about in the past tense.