The only thing you can really say is “bless you”.

The only thing you can really say is “bless you”.
It had little do with the content of the tale. It was all about the delivery.
Most kids sleep like little animals. That’s why we put them in barred-up cages until they’re two.
“I get it. You’re upset because you have the hot dad.”
This wasn’t home and no other parents were doing it. That’s what makes it “embarrassing.”