Yeah. He’s not gonna look. You can just take it.
Tag: family
How To Know You’re An Adult
We all rushed to get here. When we did, it was electric bills and frozen waffles.
She’s Not My Tiny Baby Anymore
I pictured her handing me paper stacks of glue and popsicle sticks until she was in her 50s.
Dad Jokes: My Groan Up Humor
You never realize how much of your life isn’t kid friendly until you find yourself tasked with being friendly to kids.
How I Thought Raising A Child With Autism Would Be
The scariest part was never about what he would or wouldn’t do.
The Ballad of Ball-O
The best part of Ball-O is the story of how we got him…
Before My Morning Coffee
I pictured Ashton Kutcher running into her room and yelling, “We got you, Daddy! Ha! Your friend, God, set you up!”
Sweatin’ the Small Stuff
I thought to myself, “Well, that was different. I guess that’s who I am now.”
Fear And Loathing At My Kid’s Pediatrician
“Hop up on the scale for me buddy.” That’s when the gates of hell open.
Letting Him Stim
Stimming doesn’t give a child Autism. In fact, “stimming” isn’t even exclusive to Autism.

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