Tag: funny

My Non-Verbal Son Doesn’t Like When I Parent (Like Most Kids)

As Nine Inch Nails so eloquently asked, “What have I become?” A parent.

They’re just extra steps needed to make his practice into perfect.

The only thing you can really say is “bless you”.

The saving grace, I told myself, was that she hadn’t seen me.

The kids are tired, the air is cold, and we’re way too far away from our starting point.

Without them, I would wallow in my own mind during times when my own mind is the most dangerous place to wallow in.

What came next could have destroyed me, if I let it.

Your kid is watching. You can’t scream. You can’t yell. You can’t say all the bad things you’re dying to say.

I never know what fatherhood surprises are lurking around the corner.

I never dreamed he’d play such a pivotal role in my home, but here he is.