You never realize how much of your life isn’t kid friendly until you find yourself tasked with being friendly to kids.
The best part of Ball-O is the story of how we got him…
It’s like living in an Adam Sandler movie.
They know to never listen if I ask them to smell their food or accept a Hurtz Donut.
I had no idea where this concept came from. For the record, I have never stolen gas.
Long after other toys, clothes, and jewelry fade into flea market fodder, they’ll still be the presents that remain in places of prominence.
You don’t need to spend money to make them happen. You don’t even have to leave your house.