Tag: funny

I Was Given A Flower

It was one of the most heart-wrenching-in-a-good-way moments I have ever had in my life.

What alternate universe is Sesame Street on that monsters never age or retain knowledge, yet humans do both?

This isn’t Rocket Scientry.

Fireworks don’t go off for great parental achievements. There are no major awards to be handed out.

In the end, I’m proud to say, no tables were flipped.

I don’t even know how we escaped. I’m surprised we’re not still playing that game today.

In this context, I barely even know what “noob” means.

His eyes turn red, you lean in to check him, and he sneezes in your face.

I was there yesterday. I will be there tomorrow.

As soon as we opened the door, she became the most fragile thing in our home.