I pictured Ashton Kutcher running into her room and yelling, “We got you, Daddy! Ha! Your friend, God, set you up!”
Tag: growth
Our New House, Our Old Home
We just literally moved yesterday. Half the things in this room are still covered in cellophane.
What If There Was No Karma?
Could you still get up, move forward, and grow?
Prank Phone Calls With My Daughter
In my day, we didn’t have internet. We had prank phone calls and they were awesome.
Signs That You’ve Grown Up
These reminders aren’t just for people with children.
The Madness and Mayhem Of The Little Ladies Dance
Glitter, rainbows, and the pure, unadulterated chaos of a Scandinavian Death Metal mosh pit.
How To Make Wisdom
I guess I’m supposed to be wiser now. After all, I’m 40.
Toxic Waste
We use phrases like “they love me in their own way” or “deep down, he means well”…
I Used To Be Pretty Cool
That’s when being really cool became something I talk about in the past tense.
She’s The Reason I Play Roblox
I almost crumbled into a heap on the floor. Within ten seconds, I was on my computer and Robloxing like a mad man.

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