I pictured Ashton Kutcher running into her room and yelling, “We got you, Daddy! Ha! Your friend, God, set you up!”
We just literally moved yesterday. Half the things in this room are still covered in cellophane.
Could you still get up, move forward, and grow?
In my day, we didn’t have internet. We had prank phone calls and they were awesome.
These reminders aren’t just for people with children.
Glitter, rainbows, and the pure, unadulterated chaos of a Scandinavian Death Metal mosh pit.
I guess I’m supposed to be wiser now. After all, I’m 40.
We use phrases like “they love me in their own way” or “deep down, he means well”…
That’s when being really cool became something I talk about in the past tense.
I almost crumbled into a heap on the floor. Within ten seconds, I was on my computer and Robloxing like a mad man.