Tag: heart attack

I’m Definitely Maybe Not Sick

I keep picturing Kindergarten Cop only Arnold is screaming, “It’s not the virus!”

Others may cut your down, but that doesn’t mean you can’t put yourself back together and grow. I did.

There was no way I was having a heart attack. Right? I didn’t have heart attacks. Other people did.

Even if I convince them of the truth today, they’ll just believe another lie tomorrow.

I may have enlightenment, but that’s a very different thing than having control.

OK. Great. Now I have to fight this guy and the ice cream is going to melt.

Zen’s great. But sometimes it’s OK to be like, “What the…?!”

In that hospital bed, the question of whether I would do anything for my kids was real.

Honestly, kids aren’t the ones who need to pen letters to Santa Claus anyway.

Yeah. He’s not gonna look. You can just take it.