I don’t want my kids to have “daddy issues” one day.
“What is that? Ugh. It’s probably my kid.”
We never smelled the roses because we were thinking of all the seeds left to plant.
It had little do with the content of the tale. It was all about the delivery.
Free time is coming…but you’re definitely going to earn it.
It’s not about money or the jobs themselves. It’s about teaching life skills.
When they return, the house will be cool, just like their dad.
Most kids sleep like little animals. That’s why we put them in barred-up cages until they’re two.
“I get it. You’re upset because you have the hot dad.”
The saving grace, I told myself, was that she hadn’t seen me.