Your kid is watching. You can’t scream. You can’t yell. You can’t say all the bad things you’re dying to say.
It’s Hard To Not Embarrass My 12 Year Old
Why do I have to physically stop myself from bringing in a plate of pizza bagels and taking a seat in the circle?
Her Seriously Ridiculous Dad
Being a zany dad during lighter times makes me approachable during those heavier ones.
Why I Understand My Kid’s Slime Obsession
I would be very confused by love of all of this, if only it wasn’t for one thing.
Dad Jokes: My Groan Up Humor
You never realize how much of your life isn’t kid friendly until you find yourself tasked with being friendly to kids.
Fun Ways I Annoy My Family
They know to never listen if I ask them to smell their food or accept a Hurtz Donut.
Prank Phone Calls With My Daughter
In my day, we didn’t have internet. We had prank phone calls and they were awesome.
It’s Not As Bad As You Remember
We spend our lifetimes beating ourselves up with false memories tailored to make things seem worse.
An Excuse To Be A Kid Again
The bizarre humor that rushes through my head is decades below my own age group and doesn’t even need an audience to spring up.