They eat cereal from between couch cushions, “miss” the potty, and put peanut butter in their pockets to save for later.
Tag: starting a family
Why Newborns Are Terrifying
As soon as we opened the door, she became the most fragile thing in our home.
Before My Morning Coffee
I pictured Ashton Kutcher running into her room and yelling, “We got you, Daddy! Ha! Your friend, God, set you up!”
I Wasn’t Ready
A voice in my head whispered, “Why did you do that? What do you know about babies?”
