I’ve lifted up heavy objects, taught her to ride a bike, and won more crane games than I can count. Most times I come through in the clutch when I know her eyes are watching.
Tag: wholesome humor
Long Term Plan Of An Embarrassing Dad
I’m starting to become the lame one in our dynamic. I know it. I’m not completely there yet, but give it time.
I Was Given A Flower
It was one of the most heart-wrenching-in-a-good-way moments I have ever had in my life.
The Motivations of Thankless Parenting
Fireworks don’t go off for great parental achievements. There are no major awards to be handed out.
They Sent Me To This Meeting
In the end, I’m proud to say, no tables were flipped.
When Toddlers Ruled My House
I don’t even know how we escaped. I’m surprised we’re not still playing that game today.
My Ten Year Old Says I’m A “Noob”
In this context, I barely even know what “noob” means.
I Hate The Supermarket
I was there yesterday. I will be there tomorrow.
How (Not) To Embarrass Your Ten Year Old
This wasn’t home and no other parents were doing it. That’s what makes it “embarrassing.”
Pardon My Baby Talk
I spent years in the babyhood trenches. I have the scars, words, and formula stains to prove it.

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