They know to never listen if I ask them to smell their food or accept a Hurtz Donut.
I'm James Guttman, father of two children. One non-verbal with autism and one non stop verbal with attitude. New Posts: Every Monday and Wednesday
Category: humor
Calls From My Kid’s School Nurse
This is the exact format of nearly every call. It must be in a handbook.
Prank Phone Calls With My Daughter
In my day, we didn’t have internet. We had prank phone calls and they were awesome.
Signs That You’ve Grown Up
These reminders aren’t just for people with children.
Running To Third
I had no idea where this concept came from. For the record, I have never stolen gas.
The Madness and Mayhem Of The Little Ladies Dance
Glitter, rainbows, and the pure, unadulterated chaos of a Scandinavian Death Metal mosh pit.
The Big Stars My Son Has Ignored
These seemingly “ruined” photos used to cause me grief. Now, I see them for what they truly are…
My Kid Won’t Stop Making Slime
Slime-making is basically when you spend $30 on supplies to make a handful of sticky goo that you could buy for 50 cents in the vending machines as you leave the supermarket.
Saying Autism Out Loud
It wasn’t a secret word anymore. Soon it was just another aspect of our lives and categorized along with all of the other quirks in our family.
The Silly Moments Are Most Important
You don’t need to spend money to make them happen. You don’t even have to leave your house.
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