These are life lessons many people never get to appreciate.
I’ll sing his praises until the end of time.
If you love your child, none of it matters anyway.
Dude. You literally just ate a box of chicken nuggets
This year, the Elf was going to eat another elf.
Enthusiasm not included.
This is the life I was meant to live. I can feel it in my heart.
It breaks my heart to remember it this way, but it’s true.
Hal Linden alive? I’m going to Google it.
He had about ten different first words all at once.