Tag: funny

Long Term Plan Of An Embarrassing Dad

I’m starting to become the lame one in our dynamic. I know it. I’m not completely there yet, but give it time.

It was one of the most heart-wrenching-in-a-good-way moments I have ever had in my life.

What alternate universe is Sesame Street on that monsters never age or retain knowledge, yet humans do both?

This isn’t Rocket Scientry.

Fireworks don’t go off for great parental achievements. There are no major awards to be handed out.

In the end, I’m proud to say, no tables were flipped.

I don’t even know how we escaped. I’m surprised we’re not still playing that game today.

In this context, I barely even know what “noob” means.

His eyes turn red, you lean in to check him, and he sneezes in your face.

I was there yesterday. I will be there tomorrow.