Most kids sleep like little animals. That’s why we put them in barred-up cages until they’re two.
“I get it. You’re upset because you have the hot dad.”
They expect the delicate laptop sent back in that Pandora’s Box of a backpack every morning
Bingo. I had unexpectedly saved $22 while becoming the best dad in Target..
Being sweet to your child is easy when they look like an Anne Geddes painting minus the fruit.
They might not always be easy, but they’re my everything. Easy is boring.
No one thanks you for the lights being on. They just blame you when they’re not.
What came next could have destroyed me, if I let it.